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Jak je vidět, ani rodilí mluvčí svůj jazyk mnohdy neovládají dokonale :-)English ExpressionsFound in Britain....and remember, it\'s their language!!!Spotted in a toilet of a London office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALLYOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAYPLEASE, BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STANDUPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDNotice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN\'T KNOW IT,THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR - ten mě pobavil asi nejvícMessage on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TOGET LESSONSOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN\'T WORK)