IN ENGLISH - nové diskuze

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http://www.cosmolearning.com/z předních světových univerzit - celé spektrum oborů - stačí \"jen\" umět anglicky a můžete vybírat. Mně to docela nadchlo, už dlouho jsem neposlouchala ty \"akademické\" problémy. Třeba vás to zaujme.

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I have to express my feelings about horrible and strange 15 minutes in drug store( drogerie)

Grrrr! Thank you dear old lady in Walgreens for telling me what color of eye shadow will NOT work with my eyes and dragging me trough half of the store to show me the color options I should use that will go with my eyes color.I KNOW I didn\'t have any make-up on today (except a mascara), but I certainly KNOW how to do my make-up!!!! Too bad I was actually holding a black eye liner ( I know - the cover was blue and so you didn\'t want me to buy it and ruin my face right!?!) And NO, the lipstick will NOT be too dark for me!!! And I am so glad you offered 3 times that you will call my daughter\'s name out loud so everyone can freak out, but I KNEW she was at the greeting cards. But thanks for your concern and telling me that not seeing her \"IT\'S NOT GOOD!\" And finally thank you for suggesting, that just giving her a dinner and than sending her right to bed will be her great punishment for running around the store. If you just made it fu**ing faster and didn\'t question me on every single product I touched, she wouldn\'t have time to run around the store like 10 times. And NO - I didn\'t feel like making a huge scene in the store when I know that she is tired and we just need to GET OUT of there! NO, never again will I use the back register in the cosmetic part of the store. And btw old lady - you DIDN\'T have any make-up on either!!!!

purpose of this discussion in English

Hi girls,what is the purpose of this discussion in English? I would like to improve my english skills by talking about my family life etc. Would anyone like to chat with me? (You can also write me an email). Or do anyone know any website with englich chat? ( but no any lovechat etc.:-) since now I have found only this type) many thanks.katerina

Oh, to be 6 again..

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she\'d like to have for her birthday. I\'d like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, fixed her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to a McDonald\'s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M\'s. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!\"The moral of the story:Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

joke

cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, \"I\'m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I\'m a gynecologist\". The proctologist fainted.

Tohle je masakr!!

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Bubbles

My 3 year old daughter was blowing bubbles outside today ( bublifuk) and was very excited.She was very happy when she told me: \" Mama, the bubbles have lots of fun flying high in the sky,they are happy and having fun\"I like how she talks about everything like it\'s a person.And her grammar - sometimes better than mine - starting to be pretty intimidating

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http://blog.babyonline.cz/11089/fotogalerie/album/13585/

jazykolam

Holky anglickomluvičky hoďte sem prosím nějáký pěkný anglický jazykolam. Na jazykovce jsme se tím bavili vždycky v hospodě a te´d si na žádný nemůžu vzpomenout...