IN ENGLISH - nové diskuze

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http://www.cosmolearning.com/z předních světových univerzit - celé spektrum oborů - stačí \"jen\" umět anglicky a můžete vybírat. Mně to docela nadchlo, už dlouho jsem neposlouchala ty \"akademické\" problémy. Třeba vás to zaujme.

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Hepocotoplammitpotoca

I have to express my feelings about horrible and strange 15 minutes in drug store( drogerie)

Grrrr! Thank you dear old lady in Walgreens for telling me what color of eye shadow will NOT work with my eyes and dragging me trough half of the store to show me the color options I should use that will go with my eyes color.I KNOW I didn\'t have any make-up on today (except a mascara), but I certainly KNOW how to do my make-up!!!! Too bad I was actually holding a black eye liner ( I know - the cover was blue and so you didn\'t want me to buy it and ruin my face right!?!) And NO, the lipstick will NOT be too dark for me!!! And I am so glad you offered 3 times that you will call my daughter\'s name out loud so everyone can freak out, but I KNEW she was at the greeting cards. But thanks for your concern and telling me that not seeing her \"IT\'S NOT GOOD!\" And finally thank you for suggesting, that just giving her a dinner and than sending her right to bed will be her great punishment for running around the store. If you just made it fu**ing faster and didn\'t question me on every single product I touched, she wouldn\'t have time to run around the store like 10 times. And NO - I didn\'t feel like making a huge scene in the store when I know that she is tired and we just need to GET OUT of there! NO, never again will I use the back register in the cosmetic part of the store. And btw old lady - you DIDN\'T have any make-up on either!!!!

purpose of this discussion in English

Hi girls,what is the purpose of this discussion in English? I would like to improve my english skills by talking about my family life etc. Would anyone like to chat with me? (You can also write me an email). Or do anyone know any website with englich chat? ( but no any lovechat etc.:-) since now I have found only this type) many thanks.katerina

Oh, to be 6 again..

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she\'d like to have for her birthday. I\'d like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, fixed her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to a McDonald\'s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M\'s. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!\"The moral of the story:Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

joke

cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, \"I\'m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I\'m a gynecologist\". The proctologist fainted.

Tohle je masakr!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaT2sQs_g9o&feature=player_embedded

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seznam, [url=http://www.seznam.cz/]seznam[/url]

Bubbles

My 3 year old daughter was blowing bubbles outside today ( bublifuk) and was very excited.She was very happy when she told me: \" Mama, the bubbles have lots of fun flying high in the sky,they are happy and having fun\"I like how she talks about everything like it\'s a person.And her grammar - sometimes better than mine - starting to be pretty intimidating

http://blog.babyonline.cz/11089/fotogalerie/album/13585/

http://blog.babyonline.cz/11089/fotogalerie/album/13585/

jazykolam

Holky anglickomluvičky hoďte sem prosím nějáký pěkný anglický jazykolam. Na jazykovce jsme se tím bavili vždycky v hospodě a te´d si na žádný nemůžu vzpomenout...

Viola - being funny

We went for a rides ( kolotoce) as a family and when we were leaving, Viola insisted that she needs to go to the bathroom.There were only these plastic toilets ( we know them as a toi toi).Terry took her there and it was really messy - you know how you can see everything that people left there before.He cleaned the seat as much as he could,covered the seat with lots of toilet paper and Viola peed.She didn\'t really like the mess.When she finished she seriously and with worried face asked Terry: \"Daddy,did I just pee on garbage?!\"Terry couldn\'t help and had to answer: \"Yes you did sweetheart\"

tea

When I first came to USA, I had no idea about how they call different types of tea.But I assumed that I can just translate whatever we say in Czech.Well, when i ordered a fruit tea, they stared at me and looked really confused.Couple weeks after that I finally got it.They have just 2 types of tea - black tea and herbal tea.Any tea without caffeine is herbal tea - even our great \"ovocny caj\"

Twilight

I´m just reading those books in English - and I have to admitt that they are even more thrilling and exciting than in Czech. I was afraid that I wouldn´t enjoy the reading very much as I saw the films first and then read the Czech versions. I was absolutely mistaken. The Enlish version has totally caught me. I can´t stop reading. And actually - I´m crying a lot more now :))) I highly recommend to those who like love stories and can stand fantasy books.I was wondering myself, why I like this story so much. And finally I come to it - it´s because is all about LOVE. I don´t believe in vampires or werewolves, but I DO believe in love very much and that is probably the reason why this story is so catchy for me. Sorry for writing so long comment but I had to share this :))

Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)

WordsA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man\'s 15,000. The wife replied, \'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, \'What?\'WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, \'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don\'t have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, \'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.\' Wife replies, \'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.\' Husband replies, \'I can\'t believe that, show me.\'So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .... \'HEBREWS\'

Holky poradte

adekvatny detsky vyraz pro pindika, pipinku........

look for a friend, English native speaker preferred

Dear mums and dads,I am looking for a friend to spend an afternoon together from time to time. I am a Czech mum with two little boys (3 and 1,5 years old), we live in a village near Sternberk (c. 20 km from Olomouc). I work as a freelance translator so I can say my English is not so bad but a sort of \"text-book English\". Most of the time I spend with my little ones, evenings are usually devoted to my husband or translation jobs. I need someone else to speak with in person! If you´re interested feel free to contact me. E-mail marketa.jirickova@email.cz, telephone 608 614 059. Regards and thanks, Marketa

co to znamena???

kdyz se o zene rekne,ze ma \"junk in a trunk\" ;)

no comment ;)

The reason they call it \"The American Dream..is because u have to be asleep to believe it!!

Viola tried to wake me up today

WAKE UP MOMMY!! wake up! (literary spanking my back); sun is up mommy( opening my curtains), get up, get up ( taking my blanket off); it is wake up time, it\'s wake up time!!! Get up !( pulling my hand until I sit up). Here is this for your feet ( putting slippers a front of my feet).Get up! Watch out for the clothes ( warning me about the clothes on a floor that I could trip over while I am making my first morning steps)........................................................who\'s child is this?!Is it pay back for our bed time routine???!! Too cute to be mad thought :D

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When I die,I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my grandpa did......not screaming like those others in the back seat of the car

stojí za to si to přeložit

Jak je vidět, ani rodilí mluvčí svůj jazyk mnohdy neovládají dokonale :-)English ExpressionsFound in Britain....and remember, it\'s their language!!!Spotted in a toilet of a London office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALLYOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAYPLEASE, BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STANDUPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDNotice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN\'T KNOW IT,THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR - ten mě pobavil asi nejvícMessage on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TOGET LESSONSOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN\'T WORK)

pro zasmání - ještě, že to o nás neplatí :-)))

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