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• Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
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  A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
  30,000 to a man's 15,000.
  The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
  The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
  
  WHO DOES WHAT
  A man and his wife were having an argument about who
  should brew the coffee each morning.
  The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
  and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
  The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
  you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
  Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
  Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
  So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .... 'HEBREWS'     

  janney   | 15.03.2011 21:11:30 | Reakcí: 5, poslední: 31.03.2011 01:09:06
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    RE: Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
         

    plaz   | 16.03.2011 14:35:34
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    RE: Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
    the first one is really true.
    
    Ten druhej asi nechapu. Zrejme nemam nejakou zasadni znalost, ktera je pro pochopeni potreba

    zajic   | 16.03.2011 14:49:35
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      RE: Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
      V Bibli je kniha( u nas) Hebrejcum.V aj je to Hebrews. Kdyz to rozdelis..He Brews..tak to znamena on vari,chysta kafe.
      Delaji ho tady v tom prekapavaci a tomu rikaji brewing  
      
      Me to pobavilo moc, protoze oni jsou tady takovi verici a takhle hezky si z toho udelali legraci

      janney   | 16.03.2011 16:59:38
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    RE: Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
    He brews mě dostalo                  

    nadule1   | 17.03.2011 21:22:13
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      RE: Couple of jokes - no - real life ;)
      To jsem rada...me silene - skoro jsem spadla ze zidle - to jsem totiz vubec necekala - takovy napinavy to bylo    

      janney   | 31.03.2011 01:09:06
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